A warning

[pandora_parrot]

If you value your life... your happiness... If you wish to never know the darkness that is pure and utter evil...

DO NOT, under any circumstances, ever watch the Star Wars Holiday Special. It sucks your soul from its body.

*shivers*

I'm so sorry stacymtf... I didn't know. I DIDN'T KNOW!!!!!!

*screams*

Comments

[serendipitygirl.livejournal.com]

It can't be that bad.....can it?

[paradox-puree.livejournal.com]

It was horrible... Stacy and I both felt violated somehow... It was bad, and then they just kept going and going... and then they showed more... And then, when you thought it couldn't get any worse, it did.

It's like a modern torture technique or something.

[serendipitygirl.livejournal.com]

I still long to see the apparent bad awfulness of the thing one more time before this life ends. But I'm tweaked that way.
where *did* you find it?

[paradox-puree.livejournal.com]

Bittorrent.

I, too, wanted to see its evil...

It took me three tries to actually watch it. And I only made it through because stacymtf and I were struggling through it.

[serendipitygirl.livejournal.com]

wow. THAT bad.
Hm. I think maybe today may be the best time... being too sick to do anything else but download stuff. Hm.

[paradox-puree.livejournal.com]

Just remember that you asked for it.

[serendipitygirl.livejournal.com]

wow. That's bittertrueawesomeevilness.

[jenndolari.livejournal.com]

You get to see a Wookiee watch a softcore porn video. Well, not really. But he sure seems to like that video!

The LifeDay segment is when you begin to realize "I spent two hours of my life on this?"

[serendipitygirl.livejournal.com]

*blinktwitch*
I have heard something about Carrie Fisher wired to the gills on coke and valium doing a musical number but need confirmation.
(( wookie porn? ))

[paradox-puree.livejournal.com]

Yes... Yes, that's right.

[serendipitygirl.livejournal.com]

*twitch*
Now I fear it. But simultaneously, really want to find this thing.

[jenndolari.livejournal.com]

Don't say I didn't warn you: http://youtube.com/watch?v=mxgcjrs_jIA&search=%22star%20wars%22%20holiday%20special

Remember that if any of the Star Wars Holiday Special gets in your eyes, flush immediately with water.

[serendipitygirl.livejournal.com]

You know, when I was little, I wanted *desperately* to be Princess Leia.
I think that's done now.
*flees*

[paradox-puree.livejournal.com]

You know... That may be, except for the cartoon, the BEST part of the damn thing.... :(

[serendipitygirl.livejournal.com]

*twitch* I'm amazed I could watch all of that.
Of course, it led to drexplosivo and I watching the director's commentary for TESB and continuing our plan to remake the prequels some day so it's had positive effects...

[wyndhover.livejournal.com]

Ahh, now there's a classic. :) ((chuckle))

[take-walker.livejournal.com]

...This must be seen.

[paradox-puree.livejournal.com]

No! For the love of all that is good and holy, don't! PLEASE!

[jenndolari.livejournal.com]

Mind you...if it was a Double Feature with something better - go for it.

A christmas tradition of mine is Jesus Christ Superstar, Star Wars Holiday Special followed by a Santa Claus Conquers the Martians chaser.

[paradox-puree.livejournal.com]

It's not like some things, where it is so bad that it's funny to laugh at. It's just horrible. Half the movie is nothing but wookies yowling. Imagine 3 chewbaccas, standing around growling at each other. What are they doing? NOTHING. The one is cooking food. The other is whittling an X-wing. The other is running around yowling. It's like that evil movie from The Ring, but FAR FAR worse.

[take-walker.livejournal.com]

No, seriously. If you have a copy of this or something, ship to us here in Kent. <.< Me and Miles will get a kick out of it, at least, I'm sure.

[paradox-puree.livejournal.com]

If you must, send me a buck or something for the DVD-R... I'll be crying wilst I wait for you to respond.

[take-walker.livejournal.com]

Can do. Paypal, or snail mail?

[emberdarc.livejournal.com]

I was warned already, thank you Inquest Gamer. XP

[paradox-puree.livejournal.com]

See, I knew it was bad... I just didn't realize HOW bad.

[ellie-l.livejournal.com]

........NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

~hugs, for she knows the terror~

[ellie-l.livejournal.com]

although...have you ever seen the animated movie "Wizards"? I believe it's even worse than the Christmas Special...

imagine a world where the earth has blown up 8 times but is still there somehow, and all the radiation mutates people into two main types of species: the pretty fairy/elven type ones, and the goblin type ones. Now, imagine the goblins digging up old Nazi stuff and using it to fight a war. But not their weapons, mind you. But an old video projector that just shows Nazi imagery. During battle, it would play and fill the sky up with Nazis and the elves would look around confused and horrified and then be blown up by swords (...don't ask...).

The only saving grace of this movie was that Mark Hamill was in it. He played a fairy. Although he was only in it for about 30 seconds before getting shot with a machine gun. So, of 2 hours of pure horror, there were 30 seconds of possible redemption that ended with a fairy getting shot with a machine gun.

Oh yeah, to make matters worse, it was done by the same people that did the animated Lord of the Rings.

[paradox-puree.livejournal.com]

eep

Would you believe I *liked* Wizards?

[ellie-l.livejournal.com]

...you know, as soon as I posted that, I *knew* you were going to say that...

when you first saw it, did you see it as a child? Because the person who showed it to me loved it when she was a kid and still likes it and thought it would be great to show us, but having never seen it as a child I have been scarred for all life because of it. :)

[paradox-puree.livejournal.com]

I saw it for the first time in college. ^__^

[ellie-l.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry. There is no hope for you. O_O

[pazi-ashfeather.livejournal.com]

*waves her hand*

You didn't see the Star Wars Holiday Special.

There is no Star Wars Holiday Special.

Or Prequel trilogy, for that matter.

Move along.

[soquili-gitli.livejournal.com]

Well, you DID say that she'd lost the will to live. Hope it's an awesome wake!

[thumbeline.livejournal.com]

I've been wondering what's sucking the soul from my body.



Hmmm....

I'll have to ask my icon.

[changelingjane.livejournal.com]

YOU KNEW! YOU KNEW ALL TOO WELL!

You had already seen the atrocities!

Mark Hamill the dyke!

The four-armed transvestite cook! STIR! STIR! STIR! STIR!

INTERSPECIES WOOKIE PORN, FOR CHRISSAKES!

(sits in the corner, rocking and babbling nonsense to herself)

[paradox-puree.livejournal.com]

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[changelingjane.livejournal.com]