pandora_parrot | Stalker!!!!!

Stalking is illegal. gentle_Gamer confronts darth_sekhmet.

darth_sekhmet is stalking gentle_Gamer
darth_sekhmet’s REAL name :	Johnna Beckerdite
darth_sekhmet’s REAL DOB :	11th May 1974
Height :176 cm	Weight : 65.0 kg
darth_sekhmet has dreamt about you :	23 times
darth_sekhmet became interested in you :	18th December 2003
darth_sekhmet’s latest dream about you
Both you and darth_sekhmet are working in an animal sanctuary together. darth_sekhmet suggests that you retire to the empty ape sanctuary for a while for a bit of role-play.
This is how darth_sekhmet describes your relationship behind your back
‘Whenever I pass gentle_Gamer’s in the street, part of me wants to shout ‘Just Fuck me now baby!'’
darth_sekhmet’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
darth_sekhmet has a number of gentle_Gamer’s old school books littered around their bedroom.
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
darth_sekhmet now has a full-colour image of you tattooed on their back.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
We’ll be together some day sweetheart. Until then here is part of my fucking tongue. Put it in the freezer. I might need it back someday.

The Police
No. calls to the police :	3 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Police!?!? darth_sekhmet’s in my backyard again stealing clothes off of our washing line. This is the 10th time in a week for fucks sake."
darth_sekhmet’s Police File
There is every possibility that darth_sekhmet is a living incarnation of Satan.

Testimonies about darth_sekhmet

todfox - Nosy old hen

‘To be honest there was always something about darth_sekhmet that gave me the creeps. Gave off a really weird smell. Almost like a decomposing racoon.’

slavelife - Dull O Dull

‘I’m gonna kill gentle_Gamer for being such a snide fucker. Who does it think it is? I’d love to give her a right slap in the chops! darth_sekhmet is a brilliant person.’

emberdarc - Breastfeeder of Cats

‘Ahhh none of this is new to me. gentle_Gamer’s been telling me about darth_sekhmet’s antics for ages now. I don’t honestly know why it has put up with it for so long.’

tgthickgurl - Fart N Flirt

‘All of this is incredibly funny. It goes to show how deluded gentle_Gamer really is. I just wish it’d quit the act now and again. It grows a bit tiresome after a while.’